ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:


T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.  Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!  I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING

Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one.  Only $8.50!  How can you put a PRICE on LOVE 

What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??
This is a great idea!  EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one!  REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS

 yes yess hell effin’ yes.

ryannorth:

softowl:

ryannorth:

T-Rexes were born in wee little eggs, and they came out all tiny and adorable. I know, I know: paleontologists have been saying this for years, but we never believed them because they couldn’t produce tiny adorable plushies to prove it. UNTIL NOW.

Micro T-Rex is three inches of soft and fuzzy adorable, and comes with that removable plastic keychain clip you see pictured, so he’s ready to hang out wherever you go! He is Down for Hangouts!

I would type more but he’s TOO CUTE, look at his little arms, i’m DYING

Guys these just came out today and I really think you should buy one.  Only $8.50!  How can you put a PRICE on LOVE 

What if I do a mini-t-Rex mini-giveaway…..??

This is a great idea!  EVERYONE who reblogs this gets one entry, and tomorrow I will choose one reblog at random and send them one!  REBLOG AWAY AND T-REX MIGHT COME LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE / HANG OFF YOUR FINGERS AND KEYS

yes yess hell effin’ yes.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Because it’s my favorite food.

regardezsesyeux.tumblr.com



i honestly think this is the best tattoo.

fuckyeahtattoos:

Because it’s my favorite food.

regardezsesyeux.tumblr.com

i honestly think this is the best tattoo.

jesus, i am tired as hell but don’t want to sleep because christ my soul is incensed by the mad pulse of this rain beating down montreal and i just want to write like a madman but i am so very tired.

why am i the way i am.

Change every vowel in your name to an O and every other consonant to a P.

empartridge:

jawhead:

ghostbunnie:

lovelycreep:

deanwinchesterinmybed:

Poppo Poppo

Popop Poppop

popoop poop 

popoo opppppopp

mine is boring, but Ryan’s is poop popoop, so

Poo Poppop

(Source: caitikoi)

logdriverswaltz:

wizardsvsrobots:

scurrilizzie:

doctorkongx:

“Norman cattle re such prodigious grazers and deliverers of milk that it is no wonder they are world-renowned.”
I don’t even know how to respond to this. Damn you Whole Foods and your need to educate me on cheese!

“the two girls and jordan leaned together confidentially.” sounds like i’m either taking part in a a foursome or watching a threesome.

“He had a bruise under one eye - when he prodded it, experimentally, with one finger, he found it hurt deeply - and a swollen lower lip.”
I blame Neil Gaiman for my violent sex life.

I am in the living room, so I went for a cosmo; “It’s legs season!”
Scott Pilgrim Vol. 5. “You’re doing it wrong.”
PERFECT. 

logdriverswaltz:

wizardsvsrobots:

scurrilizzie:

doctorkongx:

“Norman cattle re such prodigious grazers and deliverers of milk that it is no wonder they are world-renowned.”

I don’t even know how to respond to this. Damn you Whole Foods and your need to educate me on cheese!

“the two girls and jordan leaned together confidentially.” sounds like i’m either taking part in a a foursome or watching a threesome.

“He had a bruise under one eye - when he prodded it, experimentally, with one finger, he found it hurt deeply - and a swollen lower lip.”

I blame Neil Gaiman for my violent sex life.

I am in the living room, so I went for a cosmo; “It’s legs season!”

Scott Pilgrim Vol. 5. “You’re doing it wrong.”

PERFECT. 

(Source: loveclaire)

radiomaru:

samhumphries:

kellysue:

blackfolksmakingcomics:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

blerdenvy:

ramblingsofahack:

This is *not* Spider-Man.

Looks like Spider-Man to me.

^^

Yup that’s Spider-Man.

Lessee … teenager with spidery abilities swinging over the streets of New York in a universe created by Marvel Comics? Yep, that’s definitely Spider-Man.

Oh, definitely Spider-Man. Yep.  

This is Spider-Man, no question. Oh yeah.

oh hey cool look it’s Spider-Man

def spidey. but did they really have to give him a black outfit?

radiomaru:

samhumphries:

kellysue:

blackfolksmakingcomics:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

helenawayne:

blerdenvy:

ramblingsofahack:

This is *not* Spider-Man.

Looks like Spider-Man to me.

^^

Yup that’s Spider-Man.

Lessee … teenager with spidery abilities swinging over the streets of New York in a universe created by Marvel Comics? Yep, that’s definitely Spider-Man.

Oh, definitely Spider-Man. Yep.  

This is Spider-Man, no question. Oh yeah.

oh hey cool look it’s Spider-Man

def spidey. but did they really have to give him a black outfit?

josephdreamboatlevitt:

Let’s clear something up. That is an ANIMATED GIF and calling it a “cinematograph” makes you sound new. Welcome to the internet.

joseph dreamboat-levitt what’re you talking about this is just a still fra- O GOD WHAT. 

josephdreamboatlevitt:

Let’s clear something up. That is an ANIMATED GIF and calling it a “cinematograph” makes you sound new. Welcome to the internet.

joseph dreamboat-levitt what’re you talking about this is just a still fra- O GOD WHAT. 

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: “We wanted to hit everybody across the head with a sledgehammer, like listen to what we’re doing out here,” says Ice-T, who directs. Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap drops June 15.

[theawesomer]

Gold from Snoop Dogg: “My style is tae kwon do.”

3colorcritters:

They say for every person there’s a perfect pet, a completely-compatible companion to love and care for and share life’s ups and downs with.  And depending on who you are and what you do, the Longshore Lanterncat may be the pet for you!  The Longshore Lanterncats- often called “lanterns” for short- are a breed of feline found along oceanic coastal regions, the cuddly critters particularly notable for their sunny dispositions and unique, bright coats of ethereal fire emanating from their shorter coats of soft, patterned fur.  Lanterns love fish and can often be found prowling up and down a sandy shoreline looking for a snack.  As the lantern’s coat is a spiritual fire rather than a product of chemical combustion, these fleet-footed felines retain their illuminating glow when they dive underwater, enabling them to better see their surroundings in the nighttime tides.  Lanterns are great swimmers, and when they’re underwater their flickering flaming coat takes on a softer coronal glow, the glimmering sheen of ocean salt sparkling all around them.  Despite being light and pleasant to touch, the ethereal coat of the lantern acts as a survival mechanism as well- while it won’t burn physical matter the Longshore Lanterncat’s flickering coat warms the spiritual senses instead, and if it’s threatened enough its coat will bristle and burn hotter, dissuading pursuers with core-deep conflagration. 
While a cat that never stops glowing may not be for everyone, there are certain folks in this worldly cornucopia of creatures and cultures for whom the Longshore Lanterncat is a perfect match.  Sailors spend long nights afloat at sea, for example, where supplies are limited and the only ambient light shines down from above. Since a lantern’s fire doesn’t ignite wood or cloth they can trot about above or belowdecks, piercing the lonesome darkness with the light of their loving companionship, and given their appetite for fish they’re fairly easy to feed during long voyages.  Some folks don’t live completely diurnally, and during their nocturnal waking hours a luminous feline provides a welcome glow in a colder household.  Many of the spectral races and ghostly creatures roaming the world have also shown a particular fondness for the lanterncat- seeing as ghosts and ghostoids are themselves quite ethereal, the soft warmth given off by the lantern’s coat is particularly pleasing, providing balmy comfort for a weary soul.  Outside of shorelines lanterncats have been known to make homes in graveyards, often resting near the tombstones of the newly-buried.  Seeing a lanterncat lay near a fresh grave is considered a good omen, as whatever troubles a loved one may have endured in life will surely be soothed in the life hereafter.

3colorcritters:

They say for every person there’s a perfect pet, a completely-compatible companion to love and care for and share life’s ups and downs with.  And depending on who you are and what you do, the Longshore Lanterncat may be the pet for you!  The Longshore Lanterncats- often called “lanterns” for short- are a breed of feline found along oceanic coastal regions, the cuddly critters particularly notable for their sunny dispositions and unique, bright coats of ethereal fire emanating from their shorter coats of soft, patterned fur.  Lanterns love fish and can often be found prowling up and down a sandy shoreline looking for a snack.  As the lantern’s coat is a spiritual fire rather than a product of chemical combustion, these fleet-footed felines retain their illuminating glow when they dive underwater, enabling them to better see their surroundings in the nighttime tides.  Lanterns are great swimmers, and when they’re underwater their flickering flaming coat takes on a softer coronal glow, the glimmering sheen of ocean salt sparkling all around them.  Despite being light and pleasant to touch, the ethereal coat of the lantern acts as a survival mechanism as well- while it won’t burn physical matter the Longshore Lanterncat’s flickering coat warms the spiritual senses instead, and if it’s threatened enough its coat will bristle and burn hotter, dissuading pursuers with core-deep conflagration. 

While a cat that never stops glowing may not be for everyone, there are certain folks in this worldly cornucopia of creatures and cultures for whom the Longshore Lanterncat is a perfect match.  Sailors spend long nights afloat at sea, for example, where supplies are limited and the only ambient light shines down from above. Since a lantern’s fire doesn’t ignite wood or cloth they can trot about above or belowdecks, piercing the lonesome darkness with the light of their loving companionship, and given their appetite for fish they’re fairly easy to feed during long voyages.  Some folks don’t live completely diurnally, and during their nocturnal waking hours a luminous feline provides a welcome glow in a colder household.  Many of the spectral races and ghostly creatures roaming the world have also shown a particular fondness for the lanterncat- seeing as ghosts and ghostoids are themselves quite ethereal, the soft warmth given off by the lantern’s coat is particularly pleasing, providing balmy comfort for a weary soul.  Outside of shorelines lanterncats have been known to make homes in graveyards, often resting near the tombstones of the newly-buried.  Seeing a lanterncat lay near a fresh grave is considered a good omen, as whatever troubles a loved one may have endured in life will surely be soothed in the life hereafter.